“The bedroom is small so there is no room for a double bed.” This is a cover letter for a 45-meter “studio” to be rented in Valencia for 400 euros. However, from the brief description attached to the ad, posted on a well-known real estate portal, the distribution leaves much to be desired.
“Enjoy it Comfort in grabbing a beer and putting the washing machine down from the couch. Not forgetting that you would have the perfect excuse not to invite anyone to sleep, it is inappropriate,” they describe with sarcasm from El zulista’s account, dedicated to denouncing the exorbitant prices of the very small houses to which the Zulus are compared.
In the case of this property, The refrigerator is attached to the sofa And the washing machine is attached to the TV cabinet, while the ‘kitchen’ doesn’t even have a worktop.
Despite the characteristics of the property, the requirements for access to it are very difficult: three years of clear continuous work and a payroll of at least 1,200 euros to cover the rent plus costs for water, electricity, gas and internet that he warns, they are 100 euros. But like this there are many others.
Good night zulistas! Today we present to you the nest of self-love in Valencia! For only €400 per month, enjoy the convenience of grabbing a beer and putting away the washing machine from the sofa! Not to forget that you would have the perfect excuse for not inviting anyone to sleepover, it’s inappropriate. pic.twitter.com/De4tpYskfh
🏳️⚧️🟫⬛️🏳️🌈 (elzulista) March 11, 2023
Zoloft 30 meters for 900 euros
Another one recently announced is another studio located in the Eixample district of Barcelona of 30 square metres. In the photos you can see the living room, with two sofas, separated from the bed and dining table by two shelving units.
Loft for 600 euros
One of the most surreal is a loft converted into an apartment of 19 square meters. It’s on the 4th floor with no lift, it doesn’t even have cupboards, just a few visible hanging hangers and a bed in the loft. Price: 600 euros per month.
The ad is no longer available, but some users wanted to take screenshots of the ad to remember.
«living room with bed»
For the same price, a studio of 30 square meters is rented in Malaga, where The living room, kitchen and bedroom seem to be the sameAccording to the pictures. The real estate agency itself defines it as a “living-dining room with a bed.”
Some users who chose humor saw the positive side: “At least it’s the kitchen of this century. A cute comforter, movie, and blanket for afternoons spent in bed and popcorn all at the same time.
Attic with manual toilet
In this case, the problem is not in the meters, since the penthouse in question has 90 €, two bedrooms and a large balcony for € 2,500, with a reduction of 14% – the previous price was € 2,900-. However, part of the distribution is rather curious, since one of the bathrooms, very spacious, could be more part of the bedroom than an ensuite, being only partly separated by a small glass.
Thus, the bed, completely attached to the closet, is located a few centimeters from the toilet and within the same room.
Good night zulistas! In a new chapter of toilets without limits, today we offer you the Zulu in Ibiza with anti-splash screen included for only 2500 per month! Don’t say we don’t take care of you. pic.twitter.com/wTYqNlq6AL
🏳️⚧️🟫⬛️🏳️🌈 (elzulista) March 8, 2023
These are just some of the latest stories the Zolistas have collected in recent months. Soon there will be more at equally exorbitant prices and distributions.
